We plan it all out at our secret Thursday night meetings. We gather up all the witches, communists, and dog haters and scheme until 3am. We used to include transvestites until Trump scooped them up.
When we aren’t fixing voting machines to swap Trump votes, we fill the electrosphere with stories about how Trump stole nickels from toddlers.
Yes, yes, yes, our evil plots are all coming together.
Well I think you need to maybe have the meetings on Tuesdays and Saturdays as well - because more work is needed.
Don’t tell people who believe that National Enquirer articles and Twitter posts are gospel about our meetings! It was the only place I could go for true, conservative dialogue.
your playing the fool just makes you a fool.