That's right. Trump is an Oompa Loompa. A wise hardworking people with a store of folk wisdom they expressed in song and dance. Tirelessly slaving away in Mr Wonka's factory to bring confections and chocolates to children everywhere.
Trump being the tallest of them all, but just as hard working, and perhaps not quite as humble, left the factory to make a name for himself in real estate. And I think he has done a fine job.
Not touching alchohol he never the less has induldged in a few worldly vices since leaving the factory. Late at night he secretly feasts on candies sent from his brethren back home late at night causing him to go on sugar high twitterfests,
But overall I think we are on the verge of an historic election, a chance to vote for the first orange president of the united states of america, and that has got to be something to be proud of.
I am only hoping the other oompa loompas will be inspired to come out of the shadows and be proud members of society.
...ok I am not making fun of any real political point here. Am a Trump supporter just trying to lighten the mood.
I laughed. I’ll vote for tall Oompa Loompa, if he’s the nominee. Any of the ‘Pub candidates far preferable to the ‘RAT Communist Career Criminal.