You poor things.
Do you need us to call someone for you?
Is there a family member that can come over?
I’m beginning to worry about you folks.
Lay down so you won’t hurt yourself if you pass out.
Unlock the front door so the paramedics don’t have to break in to administer aide.
We will be as welcoming of Trump supporters,
as you have been for Cruz/Tea-Party supporters.
OH WAIT!
Heh.
Jedi.