I have another idea. Have your taxes tied to a customer satisfaction checklist. You pay taxes according to whether the government is doing great in many areas, for instance at holding government expenditures below what they bring in. You pay taxes if you agree with the programs specified on the checklist; that way programs are supported by the people who want them. If my idea is adopted, I'll pay little to no taxes.
In the immortal words of Nasty Piglosi, “You must be joking.”