And Trump reminds me of the school jock, smoking cigarettes and with a tatoo (”Bif”) who arrogantly goes around slamming guys who look like George Will against those same school lockers—that is, until someone comes along skilled in the tactical arts who, outsmarting him, kicks his royal ass and sends that humiliated big bully packing in front of a shocked class.
For that matter, the bullying jocks tend to drink a lot (the better to bed starstruck young girls) but Trump is a teetotaler.