And Jesus said to the crowd, "Let him who is without sin, cast the first stone."
...and a single stone comes whizzing through the air, to catch the accused woman PLONK! square on the nose.
"Mommmmm!!! Cut that *out*!"
(I'm Catholic, so I can get away with that.)
Speaking of Catholic, Cruz ain't an elder in *my* church. And I've never been a Senator, so I can throw all the rocks I want.
Oh, you mean hookers. I've never accepted money from any government officials in exchange for sex, so I'm good there, too.
I always liked that joke. It is especially good to tell to people who wear their religion on their sleeve. They don’t laugh and I suppose I wouldn’t laugh if I had their dry cleaning bill.