[Larry Lucido]

Randomizer.

[zeugma]

Yup. That was my first thought. Buy a couple of dice. Set a number. If less than that number, you go in one line, if greater, go to the other. I do the same thing with a 5-line shell script. What a bunch of worthless drones.

[faithhopecharity]

yes, but your randomizer doesn’t cost the taxpayers $47,000
so it is UNACCEPTABLE

[InfraRed]

That could potentially require millions of dollars in training.

Keep it simple.