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Ted Cruz Jokes About Running Trump Over With a Car on 'Jimmy Kimmel Live!'
ABC News ^ | Mar 31, 2016, 12:59 AM ET | JESSICA HOPPER

Posted on 03/31/2016 1:33:10 AM PDT by minimum12

Ted Cruz made his debut on "Jimmy Kimmel Live!" Wednesday night, and needless to say, fellow GOP presidential hopeful Donald Trump received a not-so-honorable mention: Cruz joked about running Trump over with a car.

Before Cruz sat down with Kimmel, a segment with April Fool's Day prank ideas was aired. One of the ideas involved putting a picture of Trump in front of the backup camera of someone's car so a person would mistakenly think they were about to hit Trump when they reversed.

Cruz later brought up the prank when Kimmel asked the Texas senator who he liked least: Trump or President Barack Obama.

"Look, I dislike Obama’s policies more, but Donald is a unique individual," Cruz said.

"I will say, I was watching the early part of the show, and if I were in my car getting ready to reverse and saw Donald in the backup camera, I’m not confident which pedal I’d push," Cruz said, jokingly.

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TOPICS: News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: car; cruz; itsajokefolks; murder; trump; trumpstinyhands
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1 posted on 03/31/2016 1:33:11 AM PDT by minimum12
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To: minimum12

Oh Teddy. You got such a great sense of humor!!
I’m sure everyone would love to just relax and have a beer with you.


2 posted on 03/31/2016 1:36:37 AM PDT by Fast Ed97
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To: minimum12

If Beck’s non stop stabbing doesn’t do the trick, Teddy will end it. What a guy! /s


3 posted on 03/31/2016 1:39:47 AM PDT by FreedomGuru (Leave my gluten alone hands off)
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To: minimum12

If Trump had said this.....

He’s a Thug!

You know it’s true.


4 posted on 03/31/2016 1:40:11 AM PDT by Ray76 (Judge Roy Moore for Justice of the Supreme Court of the United States)
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To: minimum12

Never trust a guy named Ted behind the wheel. Just sayin’.


5 posted on 03/31/2016 1:44:25 AM PDT by Hugin (Conservatism without Nationalism is a fraud.)
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To: minimum12

Imagine if Trump had said this. Just sick.


6 posted on 03/31/2016 1:55:47 AM PDT by Greetings_Puny_Humans (I mostly come out at night... mostly.)
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To: minimum12
Death Race 2016
7 posted on 03/31/2016 2:00:17 AM PDT by Berlin_Freeper
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To: minimum12

He is a nasty man.

In all ways.


8 posted on 03/31/2016 2:00:32 AM PDT by dforest (Ted took your money and is laughing all the way to Goldman Sachs)
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To: Hugin

Well, last time a politician named Ted killed someone with a car nothing happened to him. Oh wait he was a democrat, what was I thinking.


9 posted on 03/31/2016 2:03:54 AM PDT by ResponseAbility (The truth of liberalism is the stupid can feel smart, the lazy entitled, and the immoral unashamed)
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To: minimum12

Yes, Cruz, like the rest of his establishment buddies, still like Obama personally!


11 posted on 03/31/2016 2:07:45 AM PDT by fortheDeclaration (Pr 14:34 Righteousness exalteth a nation:but sin is a reproach to any people)
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To: minimum12

This will get minimal media play because Cruz said it. Imagine if Trump said it: it would be headline news all day, they would talk about the tone of his campaign, the Cruzers would say what a horrible person Donald is, CNN would have a stacked panel and ask the lone Trump supporter on the panel to explain his remarks, and Beck, Levin, Redstate, Twitchy, and all the other pro-Cruz sites would have a field day.


12 posted on 03/31/2016 2:08:57 AM PDT by Pinkbell (Liberal tolerance only extends to people they agree with.)
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To: minimum12

Trump will sue Cruz and then sue Kimmel for having him on then sue Free Republic for allowing this to be posted.


13 posted on 03/31/2016 2:13:09 AM PDT by maddog55 (America Rising a new Civil War needs to happen.)
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To: fortheDeclaration

A single post, that reveals that you know nothing about any of the candidates.

A joke, is not trying to lie to cover up an assault your campaign manager is behind.

Get your priorities together. The guy who funded the establishment and all those open border/anti BOR libs, is that Trump guy you’re parroting.

Trump thrives because of the establishment.
Trump prefers Democrats in power because he can twist and manipulate better in a Democrat ran economy. That’s how crony capitalists like him work.

Shameful. This forum is turning into a Trump fairness police state.Where I’m assuming past conservatives have been turned into DU types, because Trump is great, Trump is good, Trump can win!

Eh.

Trump at 70% national unfavorable, for good reason.

The train needs to be abandoned, stop parroting the guys slander okay? Get with Cruz buddy, no need to carry water, it’s good here :)


14 posted on 03/31/2016 2:20:22 AM PDT by AmericanCheeseFood (Cruz)
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To: AmericanCheeseFood
Watch it, lib:


15 posted on 03/31/2016 2:24:24 AM PDT by Byron_the_Aussie (It's them or us.)
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To: AmericanCheeseFood

PS great screen name. (shivers)


16 posted on 03/31/2016 2:25:49 AM PDT by Byron_the_Aussie (It's them or us.)
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To: minimum12

Maybe the Secret Service should pay Ted Cruz a visit. Just to make sure he was joking.


17 posted on 03/31/2016 2:27:33 AM PDT by McGruff (We don't need another JFK)
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To: Byron_the_Aussie

I get it, I should make picture books right?

Trump is no conservative.

He’s a big government liberal who benefits and thrives off of being allowed to be a crony.


18 posted on 03/31/2016 2:28:40 AM PDT by AmericanCheeseFood (Cruz)
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To: AmericanCheeseFood
My recommendation to you Michelle is, keep a low profile:

BlessMyLiberty ‏@blessmyliberty 12 hours ago

@bryancrabtree The "bruised" arm isn't Michelle's. Mole on left + higher fat content. No mole on Michelle same area


19 posted on 03/31/2016 2:32:10 AM PDT by Byron_the_Aussie (It's them or us.)
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To: AmericanCheeseFood
Your post is simply too much nonsense to even address!

The fact is Cruz has no problem with Obama, just his policies. as he himself admitted.

Which means Cruz sees nothing wrong with Obama's character, a fact that should tell any Conservative that there is something seriously wrong with Cruz himself.

20 posted on 03/31/2016 2:32:52 AM PDT by fortheDeclaration (Pr 14:34 Righteousness exalteth a nation:but sin is a reproach to any people)
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