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To: Elsie

Ferdinand Feghoot! I have not heard that name in decades.

What a blast from the past - 50+ years ago, his epic puns were in a sci-fi monthly I read.

My current favorite tale of this type(I’ll spare you the setup) has the punchline:

“Bliss is the awning of the Sage of Asparagus.”

69 posted on 03/29/2016 7:34:53 PM PDT by headsonpikes (Mass murder and cannibalism are the twin sacraments of socialism - "Who-whom?"-Lenin)

To: headsonpikes

But the setup WAS the deal!

The more convoluted and twisted the better!

ALWAYS much, MUCH better than the simple one-liners:

With friends like this; who needs enemas?

71 posted on 03/30/2016 4:05:12 AM PDT by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)

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