[VerySadAmerican]

Utahns? I thought they were called Utes.

[Elsie]

I thought they were called Utes.

Nah; that's the OTHER College team's name.

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Or these guys...

The gruesome be headings of some 40 Ute corpses in 1850,
heads stacked in boxes, and hung by their long hair 
from the eves of buildings at Fort Utah, 
has long been ignored, 

“You didn’t see the Indians beheading the Mormons.” 

 

-- Historian Robert Carter