[jobim]

Mr. Chen from Chen's New China Restaurant:

You know, those customers who eat at Wang's Noodle Palace don't understand real
Chinese food. Their taste buds are not fully formed. They hardly go out to eat, so they
are ignorant of where the best Chinese food is. They are ignorant people.

Mr. Wang from Wang's Noodle Palace, 10am:

It's so nice to see you all this morning! We open at 11am for lunch, so please enjoy
some tea and spring roll appetizers that my staff will be handing out to this long, long
line of loyal customers!

[poconopundit]

Pass the Dim Sum please!

In high school, Cruz's life changed forever when he went to a Chinese restaurant and opened a fateful fortune cookie...