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Trump Denies Maiming Unicorn and Killing Tooth Fairy
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| 7 Mar 16
| Xzins
Posted on 03/07/2016 12:47:48 PM PST by xzins
Action photos show the tragedy and are proof of the crimes:
Injured Unicorn: Exhibit 1
Dead Tooth Fairy: Exhibit 2
Donald Trump with Gun:
WE rest our case, Yer Honor, and Call for a conviction on the evidence!
TOPICS: Front Page News; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: toothfairy; trump; unicorn
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To: xzins
They should have had a belt buckle. Could have saved their life.
61
posted on
03/07/2016 2:25:59 PM PST
by
McGruff
(Get on the Trump Train.)
To: Enlightened1
To: Albion Wilde
He also leaves the ice cube trays empty and makes Melania fill them with water.
63
posted on
03/07/2016 2:52:35 PM PST
by
HotKat
(Politicians are like diapers; they need to be changed often and for the same reason. Mark Twaing)
To: xzins
As a baby, Donald’s nanny was none other than the notorious spy Ethel Rosenberg.
That’s it...Hillary or bust!
64
posted on
03/07/2016 2:57:17 PM PST
by
Sapwolf
(Talkers are usually more articulate than doers, since talk is their specialty. -Sowell)
To: HotKat
He also leaves the ice cube trays empty and makes Melania fill them with water. What a chauvinist!
Next thing you know he'll be opening car doors for her!
65
posted on
03/07/2016 3:03:30 PM PST
by
xzins
(Retired Army Chaplain and Proud of It! Prayer for Victory is the ONLY way to support the troops!)
To: Albion Wilde
He also leaves the ice cube trays empty and makes Melania fill them with water.
66
posted on
03/07/2016 3:12:13 PM PST
by
HotKat
(Politicians are like diapers; they need to be changed often and for the same reason. Mark Twaing)
To: Slyfox
Some guys look good no matter what.
To: xzins
The unicorn didnt make it. Trump is selling these now on his web site. Twitter is exploding !!
Hey, I got mine.
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posted on
03/07/2016 3:17:04 PM PST
by
Delta 21
(Patiently waiting for the jack booted kick at my door.)
To: xzins
I have it on good authority that Trump killed a unicorn.
And Trump field dressed the unicorn and gave it to the homeless.
Sheesh
5.56mm
69
posted on
03/07/2016 3:23:28 PM PST
by
M Kehoe
To: M Kehoe
I’m impressed with the field dressing, but can’t the homeless already get unicorn on food stamps with caviar?
70
posted on
03/07/2016 3:41:47 PM PST
by
xzins
(Retired Army Chaplain and Proud of It! Prayer for Victory is the ONLY way to support the troops!)
To: Trumpinator
The difference between genius and stupidity is genius has its limits. Albert Einstein.
To: xzins
I heard that Trump balked at denouncing Jar Jar Binks’s endorsement.
He needs to get on top of this RIGHT AWAY!
72
posted on
03/07/2016 3:58:40 PM PST
by
Luircin
(Supervillians for Trump: We're sick of being the lesser evil!)
To: xzins; fieldmarshaldj; GOPsterinMA; ExTexasRedhead; NFHale; stephenjohnbanker; sickoflibs
By November, he’ll likely also be accused of eating the Three Little Pigs, messing up the home of the Three Bears, beating up Huckleberry Finn, preventing Tiny Tim from getting an operation by bankrupting Scrooge, and helping the Wicked Queen poison Snow White after having an affair with her. All will be elevated to members of Politically Correct Victims’ Groups by then.
73
posted on
03/07/2016 4:08:44 PM PST
by
Clintonfatigued
(The barbarians are inside because there are no gaits)
To: xzins
Donald Trump doesn't play nice...
74
posted on
03/07/2016 4:17:56 PM PST
by
Chode
(Stand UP and Be Counted, or line up and be numbered - *DTOM* -w- NO Pity for the LAZY - Luke, 22:36)
To: SERKIT
Romney's appearance now is all due to Trumps disdain for him after the last election.
He can not handle that he blew his own campaign.
To: Irish Eyes
He can not handle that he blew his own campaign.
Or he did it on purpose, and he now wants Clinton to win. That is not far fetched at all to me. I think it explains more than it doesn't about the entire GOP-E.
76
posted on
03/07/2016 4:22:04 PM PST
by
xzins
(Retired Army Chaplain and Proud of It! Prayer for Victory is the ONLY way to support the troops!)
To: xzins
What does Donald Trump have against Gay Dentists?
"Ceterum censeo 0bama esse delendam."
Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)
77
posted on
03/07/2016 4:29:31 PM PST
by
LonePalm
(Commander and Chef)
To: xzins
Everything is Trumps fault
78
posted on
03/07/2016 4:46:40 PM PST
by
vigilante2
(Re-elect nobody)
To: xzins
Yep. That’s right where we are!
79
posted on
03/07/2016 4:47:52 PM PST
by
EDINVA
To: LonePalm
What does Donald Trump have against Gay Dentists? Ha! Now would that make him a dentiphobe or an anti-dentite?
80
posted on
03/07/2016 4:51:58 PM PST
by
To Hell With Poverty
(Tan Hairpiece Eminent Domain Trump Curse Word French Poodle Forgot To Put Toilet Seat Down)
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