I prefer Aloha Snackbar, makes me think of Hawaii
Aloha Snackbar is wonderful, but it does not convey the proper anti-jihadist sentiment by taking the name of Allah in vain.
Here is the partial code:
Allahwahoo Taxbar ( The cry of the Obama IRS)
Allahwahoo Wackbar ( The cry of the Navy Seals attacking and assassinating ISIS jihadhists)
Allahwahoo Finnbar ( The cry of the Irish fighting jihadhis)
Allahwahoo Waxbar ( The cry of leftist journalists who spin for the jihadhists)