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Thanks a lot....Hillary NOT. Seriously....I do NOT make this stuff up.

So while I’m at it, let us discuss Father Jones Kukatla and his hair this morning.

So me and Diane Feinstein are sitting in a pew, something we seldom do as most times we go to church together we are singing in the choir. And when we sit next to each other....dear Lord we sing and we sing and everybody around us loves it.

Now Father Jones is from India and I don’t know what his parents were thinking when he was born. “Oh let’s give him an American name!” one parent said. “Maybe some day he will be an America priest!” said the other parent.

They didn’t choose Smith....or Thompson....”JONES!” both parents exclaimed....”JONES is a very American name!”

Anyway, he from India and has beautiful hair as you might imagine Indians do. ONLY WHAT THE HELL HE CUT IT ALL OFF!

Of course me and Diane Feinstein must discuss this event. After mass I discussed this matter with the Deacon’s wife, asking if this were some kind of Lent thing....as in....I think I’ll give up my beautiful hair for Lent.

Whatever. Deacon’s wife laughed....said he just sad it was unruly and he had it all cut off.

Meanwhile, on the way to church, friend Diane Feinstein tells me all about Father Tom at a funeral yesterday that she sung at......heh.

Diane Feinstein is, as many might know, is my chaperone between me and Father Tom. Anyway, turns out that Senator Tom Carper was at the funeral yesterday as it was a veteran getting married. Feinstein told me how beautiful TAPS was when played.

Then she proceeds to tell me how Father Flowers launches into some long thing about politics, at one point stopping and saying, as Diane told me, “Sorry, Tom” to Senator Carper.

I just smiled and Feinstein proceeded to tell me how Father Tom then sang and entire song, HIMSELF....and se thought it was a bit much.

Heh.

I told her it wouldn’t work, she ain’t going to stand between me and Father Tom....that every mass that man gives is a big production....get used to it. Much less a veteran’s funeral mass with a Senator in attendance. I imagine Father Flowers was in Father Tom heaven.

Anyway....enough of that though given time there’s more but let’s pretend this is a political talk show thread.