Republican Primary "Chopped" (Vanity, Saturday Sillyness)

Vanity | Self

[super7man]

I do apologize for the vanity but as it now appears to be the norm on FR, and it is Saturday, I'm going with it.

We like watching Chopped on TV. Four chefs compete cooking dishes from a basket of "mystery" ingredients.

So... if you were the producer of this show, what would you put in the basket for each of the candidates?

Actually, let's do both Republican and Democrat candidates.

Flame on, oven on, blender going.

[super7man]

I'll start: Jeb - Guacamole, enchalada sause, marshmallos.

[miss marmelstein]

Thankfully, most of the candidates haven’t yet given a sob story a la contestants on Chopped. Well, maybe Jeb fits into that category whining that Trump picks on his mommy. Alex and Amanda not pleased!

[dila813]

Trump - Truducken - Turkey, Duck, sarsaparilla, and wine

[spokeshave]

Trump: Kobe beef

Cruz: Crow

Bush: Toast (burnt)

Clinton: Albatross

Sanders: Gruel

[dila813]

Good one!

[super7man]

For Mazda77: Not sure if it posted in the mail.

[20yearsofinternet]

Good vanity. :)

I love Chopped. I’d go with:

Trump: caviar, truffles, champagne
Cruz: Spam, chocolate gold coins, maple syrup
Rubio: Cuban bread, alligator meat, used taco shell
Bush: whatever the food equivalent of failure and sadness is

And:

Hillary: Imitation crab meat, Jagermeister, oranges
Bernie: Nothing. He would just take ingredients from everyone else’s pile

[tumblindice]

Cruz: Canadian bacon, maple syrup, Labatt Blue and a pineapple slice

[subterfuge]

RINO basket would include:

Waffles- cause its what they do
Eel sauce - they’re so slick
Upside down Cake - they’re always wrong
Spam - like their speeches
WHIPPED Cream - losers!

What do I win?

[super7man]

Good choices. I like all of them.

[themidnightskulker]

cheese. lots of cheese.

[RavenLooneyToon]

[super7man]

Amused and smiling. ;o)

[RavenLooneyToon]

[dila813]

I like this one

[informavoracious]

Cow patties for every one of them.

[x]

Pork for all!