You can’t be that elderly. You’ve had plenty of opportunity to show your cantankerous side, but didn’t...
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Urban Dictionary - Geriatric Profanity Disorder
A common medical disorder in which a cantankerous, old, senior citizen will not stop swearing. Usually directed toward ungrateful “youngsters” meaning anyone from 1 to 55 years of age.
The reasons behind this ailment are quite simple. They’ve lived long enough that they no longer give a shit who they annoy. So you damn well better listen, you ingrate, or you’re gonna get a cane upside your head.
A common medical disorder in which a cantankerous, old, senior citizen will not stop swearing. Usually directed toward ungrateful "youngsters" meaning anyone from 1 to 55 years of age.
Yer damn right. I like nothing better that sitting on my front porch in my bathrobe, shaking my fist and swearing at those damn high school kids when drive too fast past my house.