Bill on Campaign Trail: 'Sometimes ..I Wish We Weren't Married'

nbcnewyork.com ^ | February 08, 2016 | nbc

[Berlin_Freeper]

"Sometimes when I am on a stage like this, I wish that we weren't married, then I could say what I really think," Bill Clinton said

[Berlin_Freeper]

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[Slyfox]

Like a broken record:

[Berlin_Freeper]

CBS/New York Times poll shows that just 39 percent of American voters have a favorable opinion of Bill Clinton. This is down from a 50 percent approval rating just a few months ago.

[r_barton]

In the case of the Clinton’s, it’s a good thing they are married, spouses can’t be forced to testify against one another. ;-)

[Berlin_Freeper]

It’s Still Bill Clinton, but the Old Magic Seems to Be Missing

[Berlin_Freeper]

"Sometimes when I am on a stage like this, I wish that we weren't married, then I could say what I really think,"

[shibumi]

"...the Old Magic Seems to Be Missing..."

Syphilitic Encephalopathy will do that.

(Just ask Big Al Capone.)

[elhombrelibre]

I believe he told Monica that line.

[Swede Girl]

He’s been wishing that for decades, now.

[blackdog]

Hey Bubba,

Tell it to the sink.

[StAnDeliver]

"Sometimes when I am on a stage like this, I wish that we weren't married, then I could say what I really think"

Say whatever you want Bubba, you're old, decrepit -- even that Stronach girl doesn't want you anymore -- and anything you say only adds five points to Bernie's lead.

So go for it.

[Read Write Repeat]

What’s the point of political humor when Bill Clinton writes the jokes for you?

[Berlin_Freeper]

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[Berlin_Freeper]

"Sometimes when I am on a stage like this, I wish that we weren't married, then I could say what I really think,"

'[Hillary] gets me started, kicks my butt, and makes me do the things I've got to do'

[Berlin_Freeper]

'[Hillary] gets me started, kicks my butt, and makes me do the things I've got to do'

Bill’s hands were noticeably trembling

[VideoDoctor]

Bill on Campaign Trail: 'Sometimes.. I Wish We Weren't Married'

"May Cankles sit on your face for lying."

[Rummyfan]

"Sometimes when I am on a stage like this, I wish that we weren't married, then I could say what I really think," Bill Clinton said.

Either that's the biggest Freudian slip ever, or Bill has suddenly found an honest bone.

[dearolddad]

Either that's the biggest Freudian slip ever, or Bill has suddenly found an honest bone.

Maybe that explains that bulge in his pants.

[monocle]

No. Hillary is feeding Bill increasing amounts of arsenic to reap the sympathy vote in the general election. Hillary also covets full control of the Clinton Foundation and access to billions of dollars.

If I were Bill, I would relocate in Siberia as soon as possible.