[PLMerite]

Venezuela is an oil-producing country. Burn oil, morons.

[spokeshave]

They are buying oil from America...and having to fly in plane loads of currency as they can't print it fast enough to keep up with inflation.

(both reports here on FR last week)

[Pete from Shawnee Mission]

Its all the fault of El Nino! Er, Bush!

(Tilde over last “o” of course. My computer does not have a Spanish letterset IBM Selectric type ball with a tilde!)

In some secret location the Bush weather machine is fired up and droughting down socialist nation’s reservoirs to force them to turn off the lights. (It is also causing Waterfalls to run backward!)

http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-scotland-35474399