Posted on 02/05/2016 5:27:16 AM PST by HomerBohn
Give these known criminals a dime, and tell them follow the law or go to prison.
The seat of the central government should be relocated to Omaha Nebraska in one building. If there are too many bureaucrats, fire the excess. DC should then be converted into a theme park.
Contrary to liberal thinking, diversity is NOT our strength, but rather the opposite.
Here's Kenyan McDuffie being chauffeured to 'work'.
As as****** as paying students to get to school which was proposed here. Motive: Money...if they show for attendance, the school gets the bucks.
Just more income re-distribution minus the gun stuck in your face
It's a great idea... they can save for college! /S
How about paying all the honest people who haven’t, and probably never will commit a crime? After all, the are NOT committing crimes!
Or is this another color-coded law?
bttt
ridiculous
They’re already paying them not to commit crime with their subsidized housing and ton of other welfare benefits. The entire population is on some kind of “pay not to commit a crime” program.
This is every bit as outrageous as “Affluenza”.
I propose paying DC bureaucrats Not to work.
Captain Obvious would say, “Aren’t we already?”
Since we can’t fire Lois Lerner wannabes, let’s just put them in those rubber rooms where NYC puts teachers it can’t fire and pay them not to work.
We might even save money by keeping these power hungry progressives out of our pockets. And most of them wouldn’t even need replacing.
“D.C. to Pay Residents Not to Commit Crime or How to Get Your Free $9000 Stipend”
I should have kept my @ss in new Hampshire, instead of being in D.C.
How about a one way ticket to a nation free of charge, it pains me to say it but how about also offering exile, with a stipend the caveat being your citizenship is gone forever.
I would pay all EPA workers $25 an hour to stay home and surf the internet for porn and other goodies. I would even pay for their internet and cable TV bill...FREE!!!
Same applies the “workers” at EEOC and The Department of Education and many other Federal jobs programs for liberal useless eaters and affirmative action dunderheads.
Surreal. The U.S has gone completely, utterly insane.
Will they pay through PAYPAL?
D.C. values ain’t got nothin’ on New York values.
I’m confused: Are they paid Not to commit crime or Not to get caught committing a crime?
My younger son and daughter-in-law live in DC. I’ll suggest that they sign up to be paid for not being criminals.
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