Posted on 02/04/2016 8:38:10 AM PST by C19fan
German bathroom manufacturers are developing âmulticultural toiletsâ to help ensure Middle Eastern migrants need not adapt to European sanitation norms.
Multiple reports have emerged of recent arrivals finding themselves utterly âmystifiedâ by Western loos. Some have resorted to doing their business on the floor or outdoors, others have used showers, and many migrants will have never seen toilet paper before.
The issue caused some serious confusion last year, with one small German village being accused of racism after issuing leaflets politely asking migrants to use to the correct facilities.
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Dingleberrys and mangy butts?
There’s an app for that!
I heard she has the the old V-2 crew at Nordhausen working on a top-secret design for a Poop-Mobile.
Somehow, a toilet is the perfect metaphor for where Western Civilization is headed.
When I worked in the nuke business there were lots of Pakistani engineers. When you went in to take care of your business, you had to knock on the stall door first. The traditional method of glancing under the door to check for feet didn’t work with the seat squatters.
I finally solved the problem. Before leaving in the afternoon, I taped an ‘Out of Order’ sign to the door of my favorite stall.
“German bathroom manufacturers are developing ‘multicultural toilets’ to help ensure Middle Eastern migrants need not adapt to European sanitation norms. Multiple reports have emerged of recent arrivals finding themselves utterly ‘mystified’ by Western loos. Some have resorted to doing their business on the floor or outdoors, others have used showers, and many migrants will have never seen toilet paper before. The issue caused some serious confusion last year, with one small German village being accused of racism after issuing leaflets politely asking migrants to use to the correct facilities.”
The European Overlord Masters must send these European commoner rubes to reeducation camp; the commoners are going to miss out on the benefits of “diversity” if they don’t learn to accept the mohammedans defecating wherever they like.
Seriously, what do Muslims do when they go to the bathroom? Do they not use toilet paper or its equivalent?
Hell, how hard is it to say to one's self, gee self, I usually use a hole in the ground. But here's a hole in the ground that's about a 1/2 meter higher than normal. I wonder how in Allah's name (piss be upon my sandals) I use that?
Clean yourself with an odd number of stones[edit]
Narrated Abu Huraira: The Prophet said, “Whoever performs ablution should clean his nose with water by putting the water in it and then blowing it out, and whoever cleans his private parts with stones should do it with odd number of stones.”
Sahih Bukhari 1:4:162
Abu Huraira reported Allah’s Apostle (may peace be upon him) as saying: When anyone wipes himself with pebbles (after answering the call of nature) he must make use of an odd number and when any one of you performs ablution he must snuff in his nose water and then clean it.
Sahih Muslim 2:458
Abu Huraira reported: The Messenger of Allah (way peace he upon him) said: When anyone performs ablution he must clean his nose and when anyone wipes himself with pebbles (after answering the call of nature) he must do that odd number of times.
Sahih Muslim 2:460
Jabir b. ‘Abdullah reported that he heard the Messenger of Allah (may peace be upon him) say: When anyone wipes himself with pebbles (after answering the call of nature) he should do this odd number of times.
Joe, I say we turn that middle left X into a nice green checkmark. Let ‘em drink all they want.
How about lots of Muhammad urinal targets?
Instead of changing things to accomodate the savages, just kick them the hell out!
Will it have bipolar video screens that say “refugees are welcome” and “Refuges must go back after the war” ?
Pooping in toilets isn’t rocket science.
When I was a child in New Zealand many children lived outside of the town where there was sewerage from the houses...
instead we have “countries dubbies” or septic tanks ( though not many as the home owner had to put it in themselves and it wasn’t cheap)
However when my older sisters and I started school at age 5 we had no trouble using the regular toilets in the bathrooms..
we may have already been exposed to them at our church which was in town or friends and familys houses in town..
but I don’t remember the town children ever laughing at us country hicks..
when I was 10 Dad built a new barn and as our house was too low to include a toilet, he put one in that barn...
he built a double part septic tank in the garden and just had to have a plumber buddy to come and check it for him..saved a packet doing it himself..
Years later I watched the men put in my septic tank when I built a new house and they did much the same as my Dad did 30 years before..
over the area where the old outside dubbie had been Dad extended the chicken run and nobody was the wiser..My snobby big sister was releived about that the first time she brought her city slicker fiancé home for a weekend LOL
as for paper, Honey that’s what the newspaper was for !!!
everyone had a thick wire hook in the side of the dubbie with squares of newspaper neatly pieced and waiting..
and we knew where they went after usage..
:)
is that what that means ??? I thought he was throwing up ..
:)
AND when a plague/epidemic/pandemic hits Europe, the clueless leaders will wonder why.
He tried sitting, but he was used to the squatting muscles triggering the discharge reflex, so he finally had to squat on the seat to get the job done.
Yes, he did manage to hit the toilet.
My little grandson still uses this method. Squatting may be more natural and he has better aim than most teenage boys.
The Japanese and my grandson show that proper use of a yoshiki sitter just isn't all that difficult if you have hygienic intentions.
What should be basic in today’s world is a mystery to these savages and we want to populate our country (USA) with them? Have all politicians everywhere had lobotomies?
"Refuges must go back after the war"
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