[heights]

The UK is too pussyfried and should be abolished.

[PROCON]

Another girly-man speaks out.

Rush predicted this crap several years ago.

[mmichaels1970]

foie gras causes cancer.

[DirtyDawg]

Right, but make sure to keep the killing of innocent babies legal

[mkmensinger]

The socialism supported by the Guardian has harmed, in fact killed far, far more people than football ever could.

[central_va]

Agree, it should be replaced with touch football played by teams of topless females.

[1rudeboy]

Another thread designed to get the he-men beating their chests. Meanwhile, they are watching the NFL die before their very eyes.

[PROCON]

The new Will Smith movie, Concussion, is based on one of the many books detailing the mountain of scientific evidence proving that the sport shortens lives.

Never mind, now I'm convinced. </sarc>

[AnotherUnixGeek]

In its current state, professional football is immoral and we as a society should end its existence.

Who's "we"? Isn't the Guardian a British paper? If Americans can live with British guys in shorts running around aimlessly kicking and head-butting a ball for hour after boring hour, then the British can leave us to our entertainment.

[PGR88]

They should abolish rugby too the

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

because the damage happens inside the players' skulls, when the brain sloshes around and smashes against its bone casing.

Which also happens when you hit the soccer ball with your head.

So in its current state, soccer is immoral and we as a society should end its existence.

:thud:

Oops!

Did you fall out of your saddle?

BTW football is looking at the problem with an eye to protecting it's players, soccer has yet to admit that there is even a problem.

[GrandJediMasterYoda]

Badminton should be the new national sport...woooooo.....

[txnativegop]

Doesn’t the Guardian have something in the UK it can report on? Apparently not, and therefore it pokes its’ nose into American society.

Not that I am surprised. It’s the Guardian after all.

[CincyRichieRich]

We should change it to flag football and every game should be pink ribbon night and the uniforms should be pink...

[chris37]

American football isn’t as dangerous as islam.

[Mr. Mojo]

So football is “too dangerous,” but inviting countless jihadis into one’s country isn’t?

[ifinnegan]

You agree.

Jeez Louise.

[unlearner]

The heartland of America needs to know that liberals want to abolish football.

That message would make a great super bowl ad. Apparently destroying our nation in every other way has not been enough to awaken the sleeping giant of the American voters. Maybe this could serve as a wakeup call to low-information voters.

[Washi]

American football is too dangerous uniquely American and masculine and must be abolished.

There, I ran this through the leftist/globalist translator.

[bigbob]

They would like us to play fuutbaal like the rest of the lesser countries do