[McGruff]

Like this one?

[grania]

I can't believe this stuff works. I donated $25 to the campaign, really excited about a GRASS ROOTS run for the Presidency!

I wonder how many times that amount the Cruz campaign has spent trying to get more money out of me. I WANT MY MONEY BACK!!!

[houeto]

I am sick of his begging BS! I get several of these every day.

[VerySadAmerican]

I started reading this and I thought it was from Oral Roberts. “If I don’t raise $10,000,000 in 30 days God will call me home.”