Trump stages dramatic flyby in massive private jet

Daily Mail ^ | 01/30/16 | David Martosko

[Enlightened1]

Speaking on the frosted tundra of the Dubuque, Iowa regional airport, Donald Trump returned to Iowa to a hero's welcome as his hulking Boeing 757 staged a dramatic flyby before landing on a tiny airstrip.

Then he offered children the chance to run through the airplane.

'This is now crunch time!' he told screaming fans gathered at the mouth of a hangar. 'This is what it's all about. We have to get out there and caucus and do all the things we have to do, otherwise we've just wasted our time.'

Then he said he had 'a little bit of an idea,' asking if there were kids under age 10 present.

'Without their parents,' Trump insisted, 'we'll let them run through the plane!'

[mlizzy]

Wow! Was Melania wing-walking too?

[knarf]

It took 8 replies

obama playbook, but in Dubuque.

[McGruff]

Good one.

[bolobaby]

Sadly, that’s what Trump folks actually believe.

[euram]

Yes, let’s vote for yet another lawyer turned politician, that has worked out real well.

[r_barton]

Trump has a nice plane, but he would look much better in a powder blue 747. The U.S. Air Force maintains a couple of those. ;-)

[bolobaby]

Looks pretty kingly, subject.

[MagUSNRET]

Please remove me from this ping list!

[McGruff]

Broom One.

[Enlightened1]

I did not put you on a ping list. I don’t even know how to do that.

[The Cajun]

Just wait till Jeb rolls by on his train, ROTFLMAO!!

Go Trump!!

[onyx]

LOL.
Wonderful graphic!

[central_va]

Hillary follows up with a drive by inside a patty wagon.

[datura]

But no! That lawyer politician is different this time! Seriesly!!

This one has supporters that tell you you’re stupid and non-Christian if you don’t follow Their One!!

Let’s see, crooked billionaire donors, deep ties to the Bush dynasty, and a messiah complex.

Nope, nothing we haven’t tried before... Let’s try it again!! It’ll be better this time!!!

[onyx]

LOLOLOLOL

[RasterMaster]

Would never be jealous of Ducking Donald....

[Enlightened1]

Comepare this.... Just at the airport! Compare this Hillary's last campaign event in Iowa. Oh by they way when Hillary was at the airport. I think around 3 to 5 people came to see her, and Hillary just ignored them. Anyhow, here is the photo.

[Enlightened1]

LOL!

[Albion Wilde]

January 2015:

Inside look at Donald Trump's private jet

At Myrtle Beach for State Tea Party convention.

[datura]

Notice they never show that view of Cruz rallies either?