Quick.....check under your bed.....
Beck is just the perfect person for you....maybe he will let you borrow his crying towel....
You're mocking the threat of communism? In case you didn't know, we have one in the White House today, thanks in large part to a head-up-ones-butt attitude like yours. I know people scuffed at the idea for many years previously, but who would believe there are people that still do, especially here on FR. You aren't exactly the brightest bulb in the box.