To: GodGunsGuts
If you ain’t cheatin’, you ain’t tryin’.
To: GodGunsGuts
The Sink Emperor was widely rumored to be the King of Mulligans.
4 posted on
01/25/2016 9:05:32 AM PST by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
When I read the headline, I thought it was just another attempt to smear Cruz by the Dems or his Repub rivals. (I like both Cruz and Trump - still on the fence, but leaning towards Trump at the moment.)
6 posted on
01/25/2016 9:08:16 AM PST by
Kipp
To: GodGunsGuts
The doctored titled definitely surprised me!
Cruz doesn’t give off a vibe of having any athletic ability whatsoever. He’s more of a stamp or chess club kind of guy.
8 posted on
01/25/2016 9:11:53 AM PST by
ConservativeWarrior
(Fall down 7 times, stand up 8. - Japanese proverb)
To: GodGunsGuts
I remember another well know golf cheater...
To: GodGunsGuts
I have a 14 handicap ... my 3 iron, my 4 iron, my 5 iron ...
16 posted on
01/25/2016 9:19:17 AM PST by
clamper1797
(Repeat after me ... there is no such thing as a "moderate" muslim)
To: GodGunsGuts
Like him even more...if he put a snake in the teacher’s desk in his 5th grade..that would be even better.
17 posted on
01/25/2016 9:19:38 AM PST by
capt. norm
(If you can't make them see the light, let them feel the heat!)
To: GodGunsGuts
When someone mentions things like this, especially cheating at golf, I am reminded of John 8:7...
19 posted on
01/25/2016 9:20:08 AM PST by
envisio
(I ain't here long... I'm out of napalm and .22 bullets.)
To: GodGunsGuts
They are trying to make him look like Bart Simpson. Bart is a very successful cartoon character. This will make him even more popular,
30 posted on
01/25/2016 9:30:48 AM PST by
capt. norm
(If you can't make them see the light, let them feel the heat!)
To: GodGunsGuts
Of course, you have probably figured out by now that this story isn't about Ted Cruz at all. It's about Donald Trump. I just changed the name in the passage from Trump to Cruz - to make a point... Patterico lies in his headlines?
31 posted on
01/25/2016 9:32:02 AM PST by
Yashcheritsiy
(You can't have a constitution without a country to go with it)
To: GodGunsGuts
It’s called a foot wedge.
34 posted on
01/25/2016 9:35:53 AM PST by
b4its2late
(A Liberal is a person who will give away everything he doesn't own.)
To: GodGunsGuts
Next they will accuse him of tearing off the "Do Not Remove under Penalty of Law" tags from his furniture.
35 posted on
01/25/2016 9:38:48 AM PST by
capt. norm
(If you can't make them see the light, let them feel the heat!)
To: GodGunsGuts
They claim the only data more secret than Obama’s SAT, GMAT, and LSAT scores are his golf scores.
To: GodGunsGuts
Yes, because the future of the free world rests solely on the golfing abilities of presidential candidates.
If that were the case, I would be your new president tomorrow, because I would jist walk up to this clown and whack him up side the head with my five-iron.
37 posted on
01/25/2016 9:42:52 AM PST by
factoryrat
(We are the producers, the creators. Grow it, mine it, build it.)
To: GodGunsGuts
Seriously? Everyone cheats at golf.
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