[MadMax, the Grinning Reaper]

Her weight problem looks genetic so I wouldn’t be too hard on her looks, but if she makes herself out to be some kind of sex symbol, I’m going celibate ASAP.

One word of advice to her, the same as I told Comrade Bella Abzug many years ago, “Whales don’t wear bikinis”.

[presidio9]

if she makes herself out to be some kind of sex symbol, I'm going celibate ASAP

Actually, feminists in the entertainment media tried to do exactly that for her a couple of years ago. These are the same folks that told us in no uncertain terms that Chelsea Clinton and Sarah Jessica Parker were hot.

But even they couldn't make this particular pig fly.