[Dagnabitt]

When Jeb limps home from these failed events, he has to face his wife, Columba (a former performer in a Mexican dwarf circus), who is furious that her dream of becoming "La Senora Primera" is all but dead.

At a recent event, Jeb was at a loss to explain the scratch and bite marks on his shins and ankles.

[SaveFerris]

You know, if Jeb really loved Columba he would head down south and run for office down there.

Go, Jeb, Go!!

No, really.

GO!!! Jeb.

[VRWCarea51]

Well there is always the Dwarf Tossing circuit if the Campaign doesn’t work out.