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Hey Eddy, If you are so interested in “who I am” for supposedly addressing the great and honorable “legend in his own mind,” C. Edmund Wight, I suggest you waste your time doing a google search on “Awgie.” (BTW You re the one who decided to make this personal. A good sign you were losing your argument).

Anyway, back to “Awgie.” (I'm so glad you asked. It gives me an opportunity to talk about my favorite subject). “AWGIE” is an acronymistic pseudonym for Average White Guy Insurance Executive. (Clever right?! But a little mis leading because I did a career change in my mid 50’s and am now a Physical Therapist. (No I dont want to hear about your bad back).

Lets see, what else...Been married twice, to the same woman! Try that sometime especially if you want a lesson in humility.

My main hobby is music. I play the fiddle and the ukulele and often go to open mics and perform. I also sing in a barbershop quartet. Been doing that for 20 years both on the competition stage as well as paid performances.

I have written, directed and acted in musical comedies produced by my local barbershop chorus. We performed before 1000’s of people.

I am the inventor and creator of a soon to be launched product/business called “The Mobility Bar 10 Minute Home Exercise Program.”

Using my knowledge as a PT and my observations of the aging process (I am 66) I have developed the worlds greatest home exercise system!

Which is why I do what I am about to do...put on my bathing suit, grab my back pack and meet my best friend ( a guy I grew up with in Flint Mich) and spend the day on St Pete Beach (sunny mid 70’s) running jumping throwing playing catch laughing talking to beautiful young girls in bikinis.

Then after a couple hours of vigorous youthful physical activity on the beach, my friend and I will retire to the coolest beach bar in Florida, the “Toasted Monkey” on St Pete Beach.

We may even get up and sing with a really good blues and rock band called “Horses Wild.”

So Eddy, if you're ever in the area, bring your walker and your oxygen tank and join us. We are there 52 weeks per year! You will have so much fun!

BTW Eddy, if you are still reading this. As PT I want you to take time from your successful career as a writer and do some stretches. Your posture is terrible from years of hunched over writing.

Oh,and if you are still reading this, consider yourself SCHLONGED!