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If Stupidity Were a Crime, Sean Penn Would Be the Fugitive
National Review ^ | January 11, 2016 | Ian Tuttle

Posted on 01/12/2016 1:23:30 AM PST by Cincinatus' Wife

If there was any crime committed in the making of Sean Penn's Rolling Stone interview with Mexican druglord Joaquin "El Chapo" Guzman - and rest assured, federal authorities are inquiring - it's the murder by slow, excruciating torture of the reader's patience. Before ever reaching Penn's Q&A with the cartel chief-cum-international fugitive, one must endure 9,000 words - yes, Nine Thousand - of Penn's sanctimonious, self-indulgent, violently purple, and generally grammatically dubious prose. Example:

>>>I'd offered myself to experiences beyond my control in numerous countries of war, terror, corruption and disaster. Places where what can go wrong will go wrong, had gone wrong, and yet in the end, had delivered me in one piece with a deepening situational awareness (though not a perfect science) of available cautions within the design in chaos.

Are we saying that what's systemic in our culture, and out of our direct hands and view, shares no moral equivalency to those abominations that may rival narco assassinations in Juarez? Or, is that a distinction for the passive self-righteous? .....

Wasn't it soullessness that I must perceive in him for myself to be perceived here as other than a Pollyanna? ....<<<

And a personal favorite: "Espinoza is the owl who flies among falcons." No, that sentence is not better in context.

It makes a whole lot more sense why Penn has made his living on other people's words.

And in case you were wondering, what is the grand payoff for making this quest through the dense underbrush of quasi-illiteracy? An interview that is ... boring. Yes, Sean Penn interviewed one of the world's most notorious fugitives, and the result is as boring as the nap that one of Penn's associate takes (and which is, of course, dutifully recorded). Choice excerpts include:

>>>With respect to your activities [e.g., drug trafficking, mass murder, etc.], what do you think the impact on Mexico is? Do you think there is a substantial impact?<<<

Not at all. Not at all...

>>>What is the difference in people now compared to back then?<<<

Big difference, because now, day after day, villages are getting bigger, and there's more of us, and lots of different ways of thinking...

>>>Do you have any dreams? Do you dream?<<<

Whatever is normal. But dreaming daily? No.

We now know that the head of the Sinaloa drug cartel thinks drug trafficking is A-Okay, that the present is different from the past, and that he has dreams, but not too often.

Thanks, Sean.

Of course, this was in the cards from the beginning. Sean Penn has a particular penchant for glamorizing the seedier, more slaughterous side of Latin American life. He pals around with the Castro brothers, he was months away from exchanging BFF necklaces with Venezuelan president (read: "president") Hugo Chavez before the latter keeled over, and inside his $7 million Malibu estate he kept a painting of Che Guevara in a place of honor (evidently oblivious to Che's feelings about persons such as, you know, Harvey Milk). Thus that El Chapo comes in for the kid-glove treatment too is no surprise. (Sample: "Unlike many of his counterparts who engage in gratuitous kidnapping and murder, El Chapo is a businessman first, and only resorts to violence when he deems it advantageous to himself or his business interests." Whew! He doesn't murder gratuitously! What a load off!) This is Sean Penn being Sean Penn.

Which is really all that this interview amounts to at the end of the day. Rolling Stone, once the arbiter of cultural fashion, is in freefall after publishing a tale of gang rape at the University of Virginia that turned out to have been a complete fabrication, and, with no Chechen terrorists available to splash on its cover, it was desperately seeking something sensational enough to empty newsstands. It found an opportunist and gave him an opportunity, and the result is not journalism; it's spectacle for its own sake. The closest Penn ever gets to explaining just what the hell he is doing in Mexico alongside one of the most murderous men in the country's modern history is: "As an American citizen, I'm drawn to explore what may be inconsistent with the portrayals our government and media brand upon their declared enemies."

Ten thousand words later, the most interesting thing about the interview is still the mere fact that it happened.


TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Editorial; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: elchapo; seanpenn
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To: Cincinatus' Wife
And in case you were wondering, what is the grand payoff for making this quest through the dense underbrush of quasi-illiteracy? An interview that is ... boring.

They should have resurrected Baba Wawa for the interview.

21 posted on 01/12/2016 2:56:15 AM PST by beaversmom
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To: Vaquero; maddog55

Lol!


22 posted on 01/12/2016 3:01:34 AM PST by Cincinatus' Wife
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To: Slings and Arrows

It’s not stupidity

It’s Penn’s innate, inbred core of hate and discuss for America.

Any other person do this, and they would be in jail.
Or should I just go with my inner schadenfreude


23 posted on 01/12/2016 3:21:24 AM PST by Guenevere (If.the foundations are destroyed, what can the righteous do....)
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To: Cincinatus' Wife

It’s like he played that retarded guy and never stopped.


24 posted on 01/12/2016 3:30:46 AM PST by Fhios (How about we call it a a war on sharia law?)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Maybe Penn insisted that, in exchange for this story, they wouldn’t change a word.

There’s nothing wrong with moral statements — certainly we all have evils that need to be addressed — but without a credible reference point they can only be fatuity. I’d be asking, not about petty stuff like Penn does, but why America gives such a market to these cartels.


25 posted on 01/12/2016 3:47:26 AM PST by HiTech RedNeck (Embrace the Lion of Judah and He will roar for you and teach you to roar too. See my page.)
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To: Cincinatus' Wife

Remember this idiot tge next time you are tempted to waste money on one of his movies. Sean Penn = idiot, meathead, s-hole.


26 posted on 01/12/2016 3:55:54 AM PST by ZULU (Mt. McKinley is the tallest mountain in N. America. Denali is Aleut for "scam artist.")
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To: Cincinatus' Wife

Spicoli was just looking for some pot.


27 posted on 01/12/2016 3:58:27 AM PST by Jewbacca (The residents of Iroquois territory may not determine whether Jews may live in Jerusalem)
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To: Cincinatus' Wife

If brains were leather he couldn’t saddle a gnat.


28 posted on 01/12/2016 4:12:21 AM PST by Iron Munro (The wise have stores of choice food and oil but a foolish man devours all he has. Proverbs 21:20)
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To: Cincinatus' Wife
And let us never forget Penn's 'heroic' rescue mission after Katrina.

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29 posted on 01/12/2016 4:17:08 AM PST by Jed Eckert (The government solution to a problem is usually as bad as the problem)
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To: Cincinatus' Wife

There is a certain smug satisfaction in knowing that Rolling Stone and window licking leftoid Sean Penn unknowingly brought about the capture of El Chapo in their quest for publicity.


30 posted on 01/12/2016 4:18:21 AM PST by Iron Munro (The wise have stores of choice food and oil but a foolish man devours all he has. Proverbs 21:20)
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To: Jed Eckert

Oh yes. I’d forgotten.

Nice post.


31 posted on 01/12/2016 4:26:19 AM PST by Cincinatus' Wife
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To: Iron Munro

You can’t make this stuff up.


32 posted on 01/12/2016 4:27:07 AM PST by Cincinatus' Wife
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To: beaversmom
Does it start with f and end with a d?

(I was thinking of fuddydud, of course)

33 posted on 01/12/2016 5:36:49 AM PST by Ken H
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To: Netz

If Guzmans organization has not marked Penn for elimination that would be a surprise to me.


34 posted on 01/12/2016 6:05:16 AM PST by Jimmy Valentine (DemocRATS - when they speak, they lie; when they are silent, they are stealing the American Dream)
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To: Cincinatus' Wife

Darn. Penn ratted out his buddy.
Would a $20 trac phone have prevented this?


35 posted on 01/12/2016 6:14:13 AM PST by SisterK (its a spiritual war)
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To: Cowboy Bob
Isn’t this considered aiding and abetting a fugutive?

Maybe, but didn't this interview lead to his capture?

36 posted on 01/12/2016 1:07:03 PM PST by hattend (Firearms and ammunition...the only growing industries under the Obama regime.)
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To: EEGator

Last year I went to Iraq. Before Team America showed up, it was a happy place. They had flowery meadows and rainbow skies, and rivers made of chocolate, where the children danced and laughed and played with gumdrop smiles.


37 posted on 01/12/2016 1:16:01 PM PST by Trillian
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To: Cincinatus' Wife

If stupidity were a crime then Sean Penn would be on death row.


38 posted on 01/12/2016 1:20:29 PM PST by DoodleDawg
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To: DoodleDawg
If stupidity were a crime then Sean Penn would be on death row.

He probably is, either way.

39 posted on 01/12/2016 5:56:15 PM PST by lentulusgracchus ("If America was a house , the Left would root for the termites." - Greg Gutierrez)
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To: Ken H
Does it start with f and end with a d? (I was thinking of fuddydud, of course)

Yeah, fuddydud! Definitely a fuddydud! ;)

Actually, the word I was thinking of starts with a p and ends with a k.

If you guessed punk, you are correct!. ;)

He is a *BIG* punk.

40 posted on 01/13/2016 11:02:30 PM PST by beaversmom
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