I go to a casino every week now and play casino poker machines. Instead of betting 25 cents (a $1.25 bet each time) as I do now, I would double that to 50 cents (a $2.50 bet each time). It requires some thinking to play poker machines and that is why I do it so I would keep on doing it if I won the Powerball jackpot. I will have a ticket for the Saturday drawing and I am sure I will win.
Catherine, if I win, I will buy you an SUV, your choice of brand and color, so you can drive down to Texas to see me. We have extra bedrooms and extra bath at the other end of the house, so you would be comfy. Will take you down the road to Justin, Texas, and outfit you in Justin boots and cowboy clothes.
If I do not win, which is unthinkable, will send note to Cruz that he should have rigged it so I won. Will not bother with Trump, he would look terrible in boots anyway.
It’s one thing to go to a casino with relatively modest means, and another thing entirely with more money than you know what to do with.
You’ve read the stories of these clowns who win it big, get divorced and blow every cent on casinos, drugs, and hookers.
Obviously, not every patron of a casino is a drug addled sex and gambling addict. But then again, we’ve never had hundreds of millions dollars and nothing but time on our hands.
My own SUV! I love you. And I’m seriously looking forward to it because I know that you’re going to win. You’ll grab Fate, wrest him to the ground, and throat punch him until he gives up that winning number.
I need some new Justin boots! Would you believe I have two pairs? Black and red. It’s my second black pair...I wore the others out. Maybe this time I can get a fancy pair.
Since you’re going to win, there’s no point in me making any plans, but I can dream.
IF I won, I’d throw a big party for FR Cruz supporters...maybe wait until he wins the nomination and have it then. I’d fly you guys in here and we’d have a ball. I know Laz is a Trump guy, but he would have to come,too, because we love him and he’s a sweetheart no matter who he supports, and I know he likes Cruz, anyway.
Hell, Cruz can come. And Norman Reedus. Make it a REAL party.