Lunatic Fringe Group Seizes Control of Federal Building

Artful Dilettante ^ | January 4, 2016 | Artful Dilettante

[huckfillary]

A hard-line, lunatic socialist fringe group, estimated at 535 members, today seized control of and occupied the U.S. Capitol. The group, largely consisting of lifelong, documented larcenists and moochers, claimed to be the legitimate, constitutionally empowered representatives of the American people. The group occupied and seized control of the Capitol largely unnoticed and without a struggle. The group added emphatically that its claim to power “was permanent and absolute, and that any attempts to resist the takeover would be futile and met with blunt force.” They stated that as far they could tell, however, “Nobody seemed to much care or had discernable interest in doing anything about it anyway.” The move was immediately and universally hailed by the media, major institutions of higher education, Wall Street bankers and investment firms, corporate lobbyists, Democrats, Republicans, the NAACP, Black Lives Matter, and unions from coast to coast. In fact, few if any ordinary citizens seemed to voice concern or disapproval. “Who cares about such archaic things as constitutional rights?” mused a disheveled, glassy-eyed law student at Yale. The future of unquestioned, unlimited control by a self-appointed enlightened elite holds out the promise of world peace, evenly distributed poverty, and exact global temperature control.” His inebriated friend of undetermined gender emphatically chimed in, “You’re god-damned right.” Person-on-the-street interviews largely echoed their sentiments. High-level representatives of nearly every well-heeled special-interest group and government beneficiaries and clients recognized and sanctioned the legitimacy of the clique and professed lifelong fealty. A stunned SEIU official tearfully exclaimed, “I realistically never expected such a supine reaction to this coup. At last our investment in a values-free public education is reaping its rewards.”

[cloudmountain]

Well, do they both have enough deadly weapons?

I don't think they do. There is a U.S. Air Force base nearby close to Basra. There are enough bombs PLUS on any of our fighters.
However, if any of those wealthy nations need any weapons the Russians are MORE than glad to sell any and all deadly weapons to anyone, including the Gulf States.

[cloudmountain]

Lol.

[ROCKLOBSTER]

the Russians are MORE than glad to sell any and all deadly weapons to anyone

We should sell the soddies as much conventional gear as they can afford (Trillion$) We should sell them the base and then leave.

Then we should "leak" strategic intel to both sides.

[cloudmountain]

We should sell the soddies as much conventional gear as they can afford (Trillion$) We should sell them the base and then leave.
Then we should "leak" strategic intel to both sides.

I LIKE it.