[SoFloFreeper]

[Dilbert San Diego]

Maybe off topic, but I wonder about Al Gore, and why he and Tipper split. They supposedly had such a happy marriage. Did she leave him because he became so full of himself with all this global warming crap???? Just wondering..................

[MUDDOG]

Never set a date for the apocalypse.

[Pearls Before Swine]

We’re getting down to the wire. Will the Super Bowl happen before or after the planet succumbs to its fever? Important to know before I call my bookie.

[Wolfie]

Gee, I wonder what the response will be?

[Salvavida]

What’s the over/under?

[PROCON]

[fhayek]

It’s the end of the world as we know it...

[arthurus]

In ten days Failure needs to be proclaimed and the Left can then redirect their efforts to hollowing out some mountains where they can all go live forever.

[uncitizen]

For real this time!

[QT3.14]

• December 2008:
  Al Gore tells German audience -
  "...the entire North 'polarized' cap will disappear in 5 years."

• December 2009:
  Al Gore @ Copenhagen UN climate summit -
  75% chance Arctic Ocean ice-free in several years.

[x]

I guess Al must have blown up that asteroid after all ...

Glad he wasn't elected president or we'd all be dead by now ...

[stevem]

Wasn’t it 1993 that Ted Danson, that noted marine biologist, said the oceans would all be dead in 2003?

[Iron Munro]

Isn’t that the date the coasts and islands are supposed to be under water?

What time does the tsunami get here?

[BenLurkin]

Good. Once we’ve reached the point of no return — won’t have to hear from algore ever again.

[GSWarrior]

It is only because of Al Gore’s tireless, altruistic dedication to raising awareness about Global Warming that the tipping point has been pushed back 15 years.

[Company Man]

Rush has a countdown clock for this on his site. I can't wait to hear his show the day it reaches zero.

[ifinnegan]

This is the classic cultist scam.

Al Gore and all the global warming cult fascists can say:

Look how our efforts have staved off disaster. We need to now do even more to keep even greater disaster from happening.

[Yaelle]

I miss the polar bears the most. But I’m glad that I now own ocean front property that used to be miles inland. Even just for these last 24 days.

[justa-hairyape]

Well, apparently he was right about one thing. We did save the planet in 10 years. However, we saved it from Algore.

[TexasCajun]

Why can’t Algore just proclaim victory over Man-Made Global Warming and STFU?