Its actually not a bad article. People have the right to criticize the general appearance of a candidate, and this article espouses a legitimate angle...
This piece reeks of leftist snarkiness. I wouldn't disagree that personal appearance sometimes merits criticism. E.g. we freely criticize Madame Clinton's Mao-suits.
But I don't see your "legitimate angle" here.
As for the writer's glib assertion that Cruz has a "messiah complex" ... here's proof of a messiah-complex-to-beat-all- messiah-complexes:
...I am absolutely certain that generations from now, we will be able to look back and tell our children that this was the moment when we began to provide care for the sick and good jobs to the jobless; this was the moment when the rise of the oceans began to slow and our planet began to heal; this was the moment when we ended a war and secured our nation and restored our image as the last, best hope on Earth...
And guess which "messiah" proclaimed that, Cindy?