Posted on 12/22/2015 5:03:25 AM PST by Kaslin
Are you not sure that you're a liberal? Well, there's an easy way to find out. You might be a liberal if…
1) Your newspaper calls people "bigoted" for being worried about bringing Syrian refugees to America, but you won't run pictures of Muhammad because you're afraid Muslims might kill you for it.
2) You think every man accused of sexual assault is guilty until proven innocent except Bill Clinton.
3) You insist that anyone who questions global warming hates science even though you don't understand any of the science behind it yourself and you say we have to do something about climate change primarily because you want to impress your liberal friends.
4) You are terrified that holding terrorists at Guantanamo Bay who are trying to murder Americans might make the other terrorists who are trying to murder Americans mad.
5) You believe there's a "Republican War on Women" yet you are okay with aborting baby girls for any reason, think any man who says he identifies as a woman should be able to use the women’s bathroom and you want to put Bill Clinton back in the White House.
6) You claim to constantly hear Republican "dog whistles" that 99% of the population misses; yet you'd deny you're racist for insisting that black Americans aren't competent enough to get an ID to vote.
7) You think there's a possibility that Obama might be able to have a productive conversation with radical Islamists who want to kill us, but dialogue with the NRA is impossible.
8) You believe Hillary Clinton is telling the truth. About anything. Ever.
9) You simultaneously believe the police are violent trigger-happy racists who shoot people for no good reason and that we should disarm the populace so that only the government has guns.
10) You went to a talk given on your campus by a conservative just so you could scream at him for "invading your safe space."
11) You think Chris Kyle was a monster for killing so many enemies of America while Bowe Bergdahl deserves to be treated with respect and compassion after deserting his unit.
12) You believe you're a caring and compassionate person because you advocate giving other people's money away to people you hope will vote for candidates you like.
13) You believe that anyone who dislikes Barack Obama must hate him because he's a minority, but your hatred of Ted Cruz and Clarence Thomas is perfectly justifiable.
14) You think you are a sophisticated person with a deep understanding of complex political issues, but sum up every one with some variation of, "Republicans are evil, racist, and they hate you while liberals like me are nice!"
15) You think it's vitally important to increase the number of Muslim immigrants coming to America so they can inform on all the other Muslims who are planning terrorist attacks.
16) You blame the Republicans for the failure of Obamacare even though none of them voted for it.
17) Your first response to a terrorist attack committed by radical Islamists who've sworn allegiance to ISIS is to try to disarm every law-abiding gun owner in the country.
18) You think an unemployed, white factory worker who's struggling to feed his family has some sort of racial privilege compared to Barack Obama, Melissa Harris Perry or Al Sharpton.
19) You say fences don't work and gun-free zones do, but if Republicans wanted the fence around the White House taken down and demanded that the Secret Service be disarmed, you'd accuse them of trying to get Obama killed.
20) You believe Bruce Jenner is a woman, Rachel Dolezal is black and Elizabeth Warren is an Indian.
GREAT list and so true. Everyone of ‘em.
Liberalism is a mental disorder.
8) You believe Hillary Clinton is telling the truth. About anything. Ever.
Lol. Great list, thanks.
And that is factual.
If you immediately proclaim that “we must wait until all the facts are in” before deciding it is an act of terrorism when people named Muhammad shoot dozens of people in a gun free zone - you might be a liberal!
if you work for the liberal MSM and immediately name the white suspects but do the above when they are black, Hispanic or Muslim you are guaranteed to be a liberal...lol
And if you believe that:
Electric cars are non-polluting..
Abortion is not murder.
Menonites are as dangerous as Muslims.
Guns kill people.
Actors are all intellectuals.
You left off..
“You think no one should own guns of any kind”.
You believe Bruce Jenner is a woman, Rachel Dolezal is black and Elizabeth Warren is an Indian.
Liberals struggle every day, over every issue, with cognitive dissonance.
May I offer a slight addition —
“You think no one should own guns of any kind except for your personal bodyguards.”
You believe anything starting with the word private is sinful other than the right to privacy you invented to kill babies.
You believe that Christians are persecuting the LGBT freaks because they are homophobic but you have no problem with Muslims persecuting and killing LGBT freaks because it is part of their religion.
If you believe the jihadis use Guantanamo to recruit, but they will be unsuccessful when those currently held there are transferred to prisons in the continental U.S.
(Do you suppose even 1% of Middle Eastern terrorists know Gitmo is not on the mainland?)
You are correct. Numbers 6 & 9 are prime examples of the mental disorder in liberal thinking. Both are true statements of the stands the left take and yet both are contradictory.
But does the mental disorder cause one to be a liberal or does being a liberal bring on a mental disorder?
Good find! Thank you.
Liberals have a loophole for that. By their definition, Muslims who persecute LGBT folks aren’t really Muslim. Therefore Muslims cannot persecute LGBT. Only Christians and Jews can be guilty of persecution.
bfl
Good list.
And Al Gore is a scientist. George Zimmerman is white.
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