To: LUV W; Kathy in Alaska; beachn4fun
LOL
Rick was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary.
His wife war really angry and told him: "Tomorrow morning I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 10 seconds an it better be there!" When his wife woke up she looked out the window and sure enough. there was a gift wrapped box in the middle of the driveway. Excited, she ran out and got it. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.Rick has been missing since Friday!!!
48 posted on
12/15/2015 6:53:34 PM PST by
SandRat
(Duty - Honor - Country! What else needs said?)
To: LUV W
49 posted on
12/15/2015 7:06:21 PM PST by
PROCON
(It's not islamophobia, it's islamonausea)
To: LUV W
50 posted on
12/15/2015 7:06:29 PM PST by
PROCON
(It's not islamophobia, it's islamonausea)
To: SandRat
ROFL!!! Nope...he might be missing for a very looooong time! :)
111 posted on
12/18/2015 7:43:04 PM PST by
luvie
(Cruz or Lose!)
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