Lock Cristie Creme, Starchild Rande, and Gay’s Itch (Kasich) in a shipping container overnight and tell them only one gets to walk out and on to the next debate stage. Who walks out?
My bet is Cristie decides to eat Rand first cause Kasich looks like he’d taste like prunes and folgers crystals, and then he dies from all balloons of heroin in Rand’s stomach, so Kasich walks out.
Kasich’s looking to land a job in the NFL Offices. Why else would he be signaling scores for 2.5 hours?
Donald hit Yeb so hard, they felt it in Mexico City.
Your scenario sounds like the premise of the “A Fox, A Rabbit, and A Cabbage” episode of Fargo, season 1.