I love Ted, but he shouldn’t slander kittens like that.
How on earth did he “slander” kittens”?
It was an extension from his kitten joke.
A guy was driving on the road and saw a boy with a sign, "free kittens; they are Democrats." A few days later, he saw the same boy at the same spot on the road. This time, his sign said, "free kittens; they are Republicans." That piqued his curiosity. So he stopped and asked the boys about the switch. The boy answered, "sir, a few days ago the kittens' eyes were closed. Now, their eyes are open."