Posted on 12/03/2015 5:45:15 AM PST by shortstop
It’s a complete mystery.
Two Muslims shoot up a Christmas party and we have no way whatsoever of knowing why.
That’s the official line.
From the White House, from the media, from any number of somber people at press conferences.
We don’t know. We may never know.
We mustn’t speculate.
Though, maybe it was violent video games. Or too much refined sugar. Or maybe they were bullied, maybe they were lashing back at micro aggressions.
Either way, it’s the damn NRA’s fault.
They hadn’t dragged any of the bodies out yet and the president was already talking about we’ve got to have more gun control. We’re a bunch of savages and we need stricter laws and we’re the only civilized country that has it like this and, damn Republicans, this has to change.
That’s what he said.
This happened because we don’t have enough gun control, and your president isn’t afraid to say so. He shouts it at every opportunity.
That’s what progressives call dead people.
Opportunity.
People die and the Democrats, pulling out their pre-printed talking points, condemn our gun laws.
Just like the president condemned the French for lax gun laws after the attacks in Paris.
OK, never mind about that last part.
This is about the mystery.
The mind-boggling mystery of why the progressive half of America absolutely has to pretend that yesterday’s San Bernardino attack wasn’t Muslim terrorism.
Isn’t that a funny coincidence? The San Bernardino killers have names that sound a lot like the names of the Paris killers.
What are the odds of that?
Two Muslims shot up a Christmas party and we’re pretty sure it was workplace violence. Probably at its root this is all about islamophobia and cultural disrespect by privileged people in our racist, Christocentric society.
What else could cause two young people to dress up like GI Joe, make a couple of bombs and slaughter a large number in innocent, unarmed people?
At a Christmas party.
Maybe it was angst over climate change.
It was just this week that the president said the best way to fight terrorism was by stopping global warming. The pope said terrorism was caused by poor education and a lack of jobs.
Absolutely Not A Terrorist #1 had a college degree, a good job with benefits and a pension, and owned a pretty nice house for a 28-year-old. Absolutely Not A Terrorist #2 had been welcomed into the United States and was living a comfortable middle class life and driving a luxury SUV.
Of course, Absolutely Not A Terrorists #3 through #21 were also mostly college educated and well off when they started flying airplanes into buildings.
But you only thought of that because you are a racist islamophobe.
Let’s get back to the mystery.
Probably the cause was chlorine in the drinking water, or Donald Trump, or psychiatric medications, or American imperialism, or the Crusades, or somebody put pork on the cafeteria menu.
Beyond that, I have no theories.
By the way, how about those militarized police, huh? Somebody needs to take them down a peg or two. Last night on TV the bullet-riddled vehicle of these two young love birds was ringed by armored vehicles.
Armored vehicles which just six months ago the president said police didn’t need, and which he forbad the Defense Department to give to police agencies. Interesting to note that the last two mass shootings – at San Bernardino and Colorado Springs – were both stopped by police in armored vehicles.
Clearly yesterday was an example of police excess and I presume by the end of today the cops of California will begin taking enhanced cultural sensitivity classes.
Probably Rahm Emmanuel will fire the police chief again.
It would be comical if it wasn’t so stunningly, appallingly heartbreaking.
Yesterday was a human tragedy. People whose lone offense was attending a Christmas party were gunned down and slaughtered.
Today is a social tragedy.
Because the rest of us are afraid to say why.
Two Muslims shot up a Christmas party.
And we are pretending we don’t know why.
Land of the free and the home of the brave my ass.
Muzzleman goes to a Holiday Party and finds a Christmas party has broken out! Eyes glaze over!
Someone offers him some egg nog spiced with rum! Foams at the mouth, goes home, grabs the tactical clothing, guns, helpers, ammo, magazines he has been keeping on hand for just such an occasion!
Why? Because he is a moslem!
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YES! Yes! We need to disarm just like Europe! You NEVER hear of moslem attacks in France, do you?
Or Spain
Or England
Or Canada.
Or Kenya
Or India
That’s because they have (trumpets and flourishes) GUN CONTROL!
Snark Sarc:
They aren't pretending, they're lying.
Three shooters described as male plus malik who was probably driving or placing bombs in the building. That’s four, this morning I’ve not heard anything about the suspect who was detained or what has to be a fourth terrorist.
I think we should rub the Obama administration’s noses in it by referring to what ISIS is doing in Syria and Iraq as “workplace violence caused by global warming.”
This was solved yesterday.
That liberals cannot accept the truth is their problem.
considering the fact that the incident occurred in California Im surprised that the suspects arent still at large.
is San Berdoo a sanctuarly city
I NOTICED THAT TOO...
I saw that the SUV slowed down, then suddenly sped up..possibly they were reaching for guns and playing for time, pretending to pull over, putting the flashers on...then stepped on it again and started firing.
It's a complete mystery. Two Muslims shoot up a Christmas party and we have no way whatsoever of knowing why. That's the official line. From the White House, from the media, from any number of somber people at press conferences... We mustn't speculate. Though, maybe it was violent video games. Or too much refined sugar. Or maybe they were bullied, maybe they were lashing back at micro aggressions. Either way, it's the damn NRA's fault. They hadn't dragged any of the bodies out yet and the president was already talking about we've got to have more gun control. We're a bunch of savages and we need stricter laws and we're the only civilized country that has it like this and, damn Republicans, this has to change... This happened because we don't have enough gun control, and your president isn't afraid to say so. He shouts it at every opportunity. That's what progressives call dead people. Opportunity. People die and the Democrats, pulling out their pre-printed talking points, condemn our gun laws. [<irony>] Just like the president condemned the French for lax gun laws after the attacks in Paris. [</irony>] ...The mind-boggling mystery of why the progressive half of America absolutely has to pretend that yesterday's San Bernardino attack wasn't Muslim terrorism... Two Muslims shot up a Christmas party and we're pretty sure it was workplace violence. Probably at its root this is all about islamophobia and cultural disrespect by privileged people in our racist, Christocentric society... Maybe it was angst over climate change. It was just this week that the president said the best way to fight terrorism was by stopping global warming. The pope said terrorism was caused by poor education and a lack of jobs. Absolutely Not A Terrorist #1 had a college degree, a good job with benefits and a pension, and owned a pretty nice house for a 28-year-old. Absolutely Not A Terrorist #2 had been welcomed into the United States and was living a comfortable middle class life and driving a luxury SUV. Of course, Absolutely Not A Terrorists #3 through #21 were also mostly college educated and well off when they started flying airplanes into buildings. But you only thought of that because you are a racist islamophobe... Probably the cause was chlorine in the drinking water, or Donald Trump, or psychiatric medications, or American imperialism, or the Crusades, or somebody put pork on the cafeteria menu... By the way, how about those militarized police, huh? Somebody needs to take them down a peg or two... the last two mass shootings -- at San Bernardino and Colorado Springs -- were both stopped by police in armored vehicles. Clearly yesterday was an example of police excess and I presume by the end of today the cops of California will begin taking enhanced cultural sensitivity classes... Yesterday was a human tragedy. People whose lone offense was attending a Christmas party were gunned down and slaughtered.
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