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Based on Queegs Trial from, "Caine Mutiny"

McCain:Now there's no need for dispute, I know exactly what I tell you. Lies! He was no different than any candidate in the debate -- they were all anti-Moslem, I tried to run a campaign properly by the book but the Conservatives fought me at every turn. If the others wanted to walk around with their complaints about 9/11, that's all right let them take the that line of debate. Defective debate, no more no less, but they encouraged the others to go around scoffing at me and spreading wild rumors about screaming and ranting. And then old yellow stain. I was to blame for Palin's incompetence and poor campaigning. Trump was the perfect candidate but not McCain. Ah, but the strawberries! That's where I had them. They laughed at me and made jokes, but I proved beyond the shadow of a doubt, and with geometric logic, that a duplicate key to the icebox did exist! And I'd have produced that key if they hadn't lost to Obama in 2008. Now I am out of action! I-I-I know now they were only trying to protect some fellow candidates like Romney and!......

(realizes he has been ranting, babbling)

Naturally, I can only cover these things from memory if I've left anything out, why, just ask me specific questions and I'll be glad to answer them...one-by-one...