My doctor has not reached the gun question yet but he does pause and ask if there are any “problems” at our house.
If I were to say yes to this, I suspect the next question would be whether there were guns.
I am prepared to tell him that there are no firearms, since this is the answer I would give to anyone who has no reason to know the answer to this question.
Problems at your house? Why yes. The neighborhood cat keeps pooping in your flowerbeds, the cable goes out every time it rains, the fridge is on life support and the dang roof is leaking again...is that what you meant doc?