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To: lowbridge; Borges
Patrolman: "Inspector, we have no idea what killed this man. There is no sign of forced entry, and there's not a mark on him. We're stumped."

Lestrade: "So was I, so I called in our consultant Sherlock Holmes - what say you Holmes?"

Holmes: "It's elementary.

"Note the #blacklivesmatter t-shirt covering his pale and concave chest, the bowl of only slightly-wilted kale on the counter, and the prominently displayed - but never read - copy of Piketty's 'Capitalism.' on the IKEA hutch. The deceased was a hipster Social Justice Warrior.

"Note further the Apple TV remote clutched in his hand - it is clear that he was going through the selection menu trying to find the video of The Decemberists' "Hazards of Love" concert, and up popped The Dukes of Hazzard on the suggestions list.

"One look at the brightly-emblazoned General Lee with its inimitable Stars and Bars and lo, his heart gave out. I've seen it before."

48 posted on 11/25/2015 1:00:50 PM PST by wideawake
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To: wideawake
"One look at the brightly-emblazoned General Lee with its inimitable Stars and Bars and lo, his heart gave out. I've seen it before."

Um...General Lee had the Confeerate Battle Flag emblazoned on its roof.

If the students actually saw a Star and Bars flag

they would probably not know what it was as it was the 1st Confederate flag with seven stars representing the original 7 Confederate states of Texas, Louisiana, Mississippi, Alabama, Georgia, Florida and South Carolina.

62 posted on 11/25/2015 1:19:20 PM PST by N. Theknow (Kennedys-Can't drive, can't ski, can't fly, can't skipper a boat-But they know what's best for you.)
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