| You Are the Football Fan |
 As far as you're concerned, everyone should be eating in front of the television! While other football fans are thrilled to see you show up, everyone else wishes you had something else to talk about. Try to make a little small talk with the family. (You can do it during commercial breaks!) |
"Try to make a little small talk with the family. (You can do it during commercial breaks!)"
No way, Jose! If they do not want to discuss football then I am not even aware that they exist!!!!!