The carbon credits are manufactured by the fairy of the enchanted realm of native smurfs and and gardening gnomes. They are transported by unicorns on rainbow bridges propelled by magic farts and pixie dust. Thankfully they can be purchased by giving the money of this realm to the keepers of the sunlight and their grand master the one know as AlGore. He uses the money of this realm to purchase more credits and to visit the nymphs of the message emporium to release his chakras so that he can heal the planet and undo the evil curse that transformed him into a crazed sex poodle.
Even Tipper got fed up with him............................