Tonight, cold weather will limit terrorist attacks in the Northern Hemisphere.
Milder conditions around the Mediterranean should result in mild to moderate bombings, usually in public squares while people wear light wool.
Heavy terrorist conditions prevail throughout the Middle East as usual at this time of year. Forecasters recommend you keep a close eye out for roadside bombs and steer clear of markets on Fridays.
Africa is expected to see flurries of murder, rape and other islamic mayhem.
As we head into Friday, all areas are expected to see an uptick in Islamic motivated violence. This is a weekly occurrence and this week should not be considered an exceptional one.
For those wishing to limit their exposure to the prevailing islamonazi winds, a nice visit to Peru is recommended, where forecasts call for some minor maoist street attacks, but no mass casualty events.
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Witty Weatherman terrorist forecast, Uncle Miltie.
Hmm, come to think of it, doesn’t ONero count former Weathermen terrorists has his close friends and mentors?
Birds of a feather...
I have concerns for a twister setting down on the Thanksgiving Day parade in Manhattan.
Let’s hope the NYPD is at its best.