Posted on 11/23/2015 3:06:43 PM PST by MarchonDC09122009
ISIL....LOL
But never fear, Islam is not the problem.
Islam has nothing whatsoever to do with all these world-wide terrorist attacks!
Especially not in predominately Judeo-Christian democratic nations!
“Please note; All those traveling to Paris for the “Climate Change” conference are not affected.
GM is Alive and ISIS is on the run! /sarc
Tonight, cold weather will limit terrorist attacks in the Northern Hemisphere.
Milder conditions around the Mediterranean should result in mild to moderate bombings, usually in public squares while people wear light wool.
Heavy terrorist conditions prevail throughout the Middle East as usual at this time of year. Forecasters recommend you keep a close eye out for roadside bombs and steer clear of markets on Fridays.
Africa is expected to see flurries of murder, rape and other islamic mayhem.
As we head into Friday, all areas are expected to see an uptick in Islamic motivated violence. This is a weekly occurrence and this week should not be considered an exceptional one.
For those wishing to limit their exposure to the prevailing islamonazi winds, a nice visit to Peru is recommended, where forecasts call for some minor maoist street attacks, but no mass casualty events.
Remember to carry your ....
The State Dept has to recommend Americans not travel this holiday season to anywhere populated by those who may wish us harm. Rather than list the countries where these unnamed people may be, we have provided instead a comprehensive list of countries that are mostly safe to Visit:
-Australia
- New Zealand
- China
Have a safe trip.
I wouldn’t get on a plane right now for all the tea in China.
The State Dept has to recommend Americans not travel this holiday season to anywhere populated by those who may wish us harm. Rather than list the countries where these unnamed people may be, we have provided instead a comprehensive list of countries that are mostly safe to Visit:
-Australia
- New Zealand
- China
Have a safe trip.
Russia would be pretty safe.
Yep, got ‘em detained and dang near defeated!
Witty Weatherman terrorist forecast, Uncle Miltie.
Hmm, come to think of it, doesn’t ONero count former Weathermen terrorists has his close friends and mentors?
Birds of a feather...
Does 0dungheap get another Nobel Peace Prize for this? 8 years of demolition of the world is worthy of praise! /s
They’ll call ISIS whatever is least used to foment confusion so we cannot properly address that which we refuse to even consistently name.
Japan. They for the most part have never let “undesirables” in. (not that I’m implying that moozlums are “undesirable”)
Don’t worry about the JV team ...
Yes, Japan would be safe.
ISIL (aka Daesh) and aka anything except what everyone calls it ... which is ISIS
I though Obama said everything was just peachy!
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