First they gave us Dole, and I did not speak out, I voted Dole and he lost
Then they gave us McCain, and I did not speak out, I voted McCain and he lost
Then they gave us Romney, and I did not speak out, I voted Romney, and he lost.
Then they tried to give is Jeb, and I said `No more`, as I support Trump
Little Johnie Kasic
Sat on his hassock
Eating his Gluten-Free curds and whey;
When along a "moderate" Muslim
Sat down beside him
And blew little Johnie away