My Daughter is going with this to her boyfriend's (kind of series) thanksgiving diner:
Potential mother-in-law is waiting for the next secret message. Potential son-in-law is being a bit of a bore.
Antlers or giblets work for me.
Not to worry. The secret code will keep us safe. = :^)
And besides, even if that gets out, we’ve got the secret handshake too.
I do have to get my helmet with the big antlers fixed, but I should be able to do that before the next big secret meeting.