The White House Switchboard?
The group Anonymous says they’ve declared war on ISIS so I guess that means they will hack into everything related to ISIS. I hope they understand Arabic.
Do they use Remedy, ClickDesk?
Does the red wire or the black wire connect to stud number 6?
(I have to have more fun with this)
Help Desk (with Indian accent): Welcome to Jihadi Help Desk. My name is Mike. This call may be recorded by NSA, but they’ll ignore it since we are not Tea Party. What model Bomb Vest are you trying to install?
Jihad Mo: Thank you. The “180 Virgins-in-a-Flash model” My question is: Does the red wire or the black wire connect to stud number 6?
HD: I believe the black wire connects to Stud 6.
JM: Ok, thanks, let me try that.
(some static, then line goes silent)
HD (thinking to himself): hmmm...or was it the red wire?
so there really is a Hezbullah Hotline? Don’t mess with the Zohan!
“Welcome to the Jihadi help desk! Your call is very important to us. If you need live assistance immediately press 0, or press * to go to our automated system.”
[CALLER PRESSES *]
hear a few tones following by single ring...
Muslim call to prayer in background...
“Did you know that simply by mixing clorox and winde...”
another ring...
“Thank you for using our automated system!”
“For a list of gun free zones in your area, press 1.
“To hear “Allahu Akbar” press 2.
“For compass direction to Mecca press 3.
“For a list of online Nintendo codes press 4.
“To name a beneficiary of your holy suicide press 5.
“To hear more options, press 6, or simply remain on the line to record you trip to paradise.”
New Help Desk person: Connect blue wire.
Caller after doing so: KABOOM!!
Senior tech telling new Help Desk person: Remember the next time that it is the red wire.