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Pastafarian Woman Allowed to Wear Pasta Strainer on Head in Driver's License Photo
Us Magazine ^ | November 14, 2015 | Joyce Chen

Posted on 11/14/2015 2:07:27 PM PST by Pinkbell

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To: DoughtyOne

41 posted on 11/14/2015 2:32:38 PM PST by Daffynition (*Gun control is a tool to make innocents pay the price for the guilty* W.LaPierre)
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To: Pinkbell

42 posted on 11/14/2015 2:38:00 PM PST by smokingfrog ( sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
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This opens the door for any remaining Ray Stevens "Frisbeeterians" whose rights have been violated.

Mr. niteowl77

43 posted on 11/14/2015 2:38:08 PM PST by niteowl77 ("The truth is that this thing is not worth fixing up anymore.")
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To: Pinkbell

If you wear glasses your license pic will have you wearing them.
Better be wearing them if stopped.
Require this ditz to have the colander with her at all times when driving and be sure she is wearing it if stopped.


44 posted on 11/14/2015 2:39:29 PM PST by Vinnie
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To: BeauBo

She looks like a fake noodle.

An impasta, if you will...


45 posted on 11/14/2015 2:39:58 PM PST by C210N (When people fear government there is tyranny; when government fears people there is libertye)
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To: vette6387

That was my first thought: Do we really want this person driving among us?


46 posted on 11/14/2015 2:42:28 PM PST by basil ( God bless the USA!)
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To: vette6387

I’d hit it...

With a Ford F-350 Turbo diesel, crew cab with an extended bed.


47 posted on 11/14/2015 2:42:39 PM PST by Cowgirl of Justice
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To: Pinkbell

Well, I guess that’s using her noodle.


48 posted on 11/14/2015 2:50:02 PM PST by chajin ("There is no other name under heaven given among people by which we must be saved." Acts 4:12)
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To: C210N
An impasta, if you will...

Didn't Jethro Tull have a song about living in the pasta? (And in 5/4 time, no less.)

49 posted on 11/14/2015 2:51:19 PM PST by chajin ("There is no other name under heaven given among people by which we must be saved." Acts 4:12)
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To: Pinkbell
It occurs to me that perhaps she should consider filming a two-minute video of her and her colander, walking for ten hours through various sidewalks in Manhattan, experiencing the effects of people microaggressing her as she saunters by (a la here).
50 posted on 11/14/2015 2:55:56 PM PST by chajin ("There is no other name under heaven given among people by which we must be saved." Acts 4:12)
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To: Pinkbell

It’s people like her who clog up the courts with bullsht.


51 posted on 11/14/2015 2:57:43 PM PST by InvisibleChurch (http://thegatwickview.tumblr.com/ http://thepurginglutheran.tumblr.com/)
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To: Cowgirl of Justice

“With a Ford F-350 Turbo diesel, crew cab with an extended bed.”

Is it a dualy, and do you have a three-horse trailer to tow with it? Now that’s a “pastafarian flattener” for sure. You could shut down the diesel and just “coast” over her.


52 posted on 11/14/2015 3:00:08 PM PST by vette6387
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To: Pinkbell

God is not mocked.

I would not want to be in her shoes come Judgment Day.


53 posted on 11/14/2015 3:02:00 PM PST by sauropod (I am His and He is mine.)
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To: InvisibleChurch
For all haters...it's seems to be epidemic.


54 posted on 11/14/2015 3:02:06 PM PST by Daffynition (*Gun control is a tool to make innocents pay the price for the guilty* W.LaPierre)
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To: BeauBo

I think her noodle got a couple of knots in it.


55 posted on 11/14/2015 3:04:00 PM PST by Smokin' Joe (How often God must weep at humans' folly. Stand fast. God knows what He is doing.)
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To: humblegunner

Yeah, today we do.


56 posted on 11/14/2015 3:04:13 PM PST by sauropod (I am His and He is mine.)
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To: Pinkbell

Will any accommodation be made for Jedis?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jediism


57 posted on 11/14/2015 3:10:21 PM PST by Jack Hydrazine (Pubbies = national collectivists; Dems = international collectivists; We need a second party!)
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To: Sacajaweau

“She’s an a**.”

She may be an a$$, but would Laz hit it?


58 posted on 11/14/2015 3:11:55 PM PST by Jack Hydrazine (Pubbies = national collectivists; Dems = international collectivists; We need a second party!)
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To: vette6387

No, not a dualy.

Could coast over her and would be glad to drive my Ford Jubile as a follow up.


59 posted on 11/14/2015 3:12:54 PM PST by Cowgirl of Justice
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To: chajin
"experiencing the effects of people microaggressing her as she saunters sauteeds by"
60 posted on 11/14/2015 3:28:14 PM PST by PA Engineer (Liberate America from the Occupation Media. #2ndAmendmentMatters)
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