I hadn't seen the light with regard to Carson, but you know what, it's starting to make a certain kind of sense... well sort of.
Since he's the most qualified to be president, it only stands to reason....
President Carson Cabinet
Vice President: David Larson, Ophthalmologist, internationally renown
Department of State, Letitia Johnson, President of General Practitioners of America
Department of Justice, Phil Simpson, Open heart Surgeon at the Mustard Clinic, internationally renown
Department of Treasury, Pyllis Morton, Orthopedic Surgeon, recognized as one of America's best
Department of Defense, Abner Tripleplay, Board Certified Pediatrician, with the largest practice in the United States
Department of Interior, Brenda Obledo, One of the nation's leading Gynecologists
Department of Labor and Commerce, Brian Sung, Head of Men's Studies as James Flopkins
In non-cabinet level jobs
FBI Director: Alfred Bonaventure, Ophthalmic Surgeon
IRS Commissioner: Tina Jackson, Orthodontic Surgeon at Sam Sneed Medical Center (Serving under Phyllis Morton)
UnderSecretary of the Navy: Lloyd Bratwurst, Leading Internist at the Delta Organic Medical Group
UnderSecretary of the Army: Tran Veyoung, Internationally renown Acupuncturist
Press Secretary: Kate Slimstein, Office Manager for Debbie Stilton, Nutritionist
Speaker of the House: Fang gNiong Blek, Surgeon specializing in organ transplants
Senate Majority Leader: Undecided at the moment, Internists, Neurosurgeons, and Hip Replacement Specialists will be considered
This lampoon of Carson was inspired by ASA Vet who has presented a reasoned cabinet proposal for Trump... LINK
...and WilliamIII for making a post to me that gave me the idea. LINK
None of the people listed are real.